1. I cannot comment on you mother, because cows are sacred in my country.

2. I'm not crazy! My reality is jsut different from yours. -Chesire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

3. Common sense is like deoderant, the people who need it the most never use it.

4. I've learned soo much from my mistakes. I think i'll make a few more

5. Women are angels and when someone brakes our wings we simple continue to fly on a broom stick. Were flexible like that

6. If each day is a gift i'd like to return mondays

7. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But then it gets boring. And i go back to being me

8. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certian number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

9. Christmas is cancelled. Apparently YOU told Santa that you have been Good this year... He died laughing.

10. It is scientificly proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.