Top Ten Funny Sayings of the Week

1. A jealous women does better research than the FBI

2. Math = Mental Abuse to Humans

3. When I'm board I text a random number saying "I hid the body now what?"

4. Who says that nothing is imposible? I've been doing nothing for years

5. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

6. I advise you, don't mess with me I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do jujitsu,and 28 other dangerous words.

7. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

8. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everthing

9. All my life I thought air was free... then I bought a bag of chips.

10. People say you can't live without love but I think that oxygen is more important.

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